The Blizzard of Odd

The unsanitary sacramental sasquatchian service of the church, rightly understood, is the form, function, unction, and splendor of the inter-trinitarian love which when translated into the life of humanity through the Son is completely alien to the allies of the merciless. In relinquishing this right, heterodoxy preserves its own essential doctrinal integrity vis-à-vis its ability to preserve the kernels of truth that have been alethiologically founded in the Christ event – and it confers this truth only from outside itself, as the intravenous injection of objectified humiliation, i.e., having the mind of Messiah. This is a gift that enters history from beyond hashamayim, tearing history open in the apocalyptic rapture of Messiah’s return and YHWH's advent. For centuries, the Scripture’s witnessed to the church’s constituents but arachnophobia struck fear in the hearts of catechumen, male and female, transgendered, and hermaphrodite alike. But it is through the “ministry of reconciliation” that demonic spiderlings were silenced or ignored because of the aforementioned Constantinian constitution of the Eunomian Jesuits and the corresponding ecclesiasticization of eschatological realizations of divine trancendence. So that when Dorothy opined: "lions, tigers, and bears, oh my!" she had her finger on the pulse of the church's fear and loathing in Las Vegas, but by clicking her heels three times she symbolically spoke to the church's need to return home to the utter despair and self deprivation inherent in the teachings of Messiah Yeshua and Rabbi Shaul.